ME: I'm a Knut.
MISTY'S BRAIN: No, you're not. That's a swell young man about town.
MISTY'S BODY: Where?
MISTY'S HAIR: There goes the body gathering nuts in May.
MISTY'S BRAIN: You mean "knots".
MISTY'S HAIR: Yeah, I know. I'm not a nut case. No one gathers nuts in May.
ME: Let's lay our nuts aside for a moment. I have something important to say.
MISTY'S BRAIN: I'm not always dead nuts on your declarations.
ME: Yes, I know. You're a tough nut.
MISTY'S HAIR: So what's so important? A hard nut to crack, is it?
MISTY'S BODY: I hope we won't have to use a sledgehammer to crack your nut. I don't have the muscle to handle one.
ME: You, guys, are off your nuts with so much nut talk.
MISTY'S BRAIN, HAIR, BODY at once: You started it.
ME: Shut up, will you, and let me say what I have to say. He who would eat the nut must first crack the shell.
MISTY'S BODY: Are you saying if we don't crack the shell we go hungry?
MISTY'S BRAIN: Misty is saying that we'll need your muscle to wield that sledgehammer.
What I need to wield that sledgehammer and finally get to the nut is for you to read my stories. 😁New fiction coming out soon!
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